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"Dogs Have 5 Legs" -- Emperor Anthony

Thanks to last Friday’s ‘five-legged dog’ SCOTUS decision any state permit to carry concealed weapons is now legal in all 50 states. When SCOTUS creates something out of nothing, unintended consequences usually follow. This recent decision, a love poem about lovers, written by Supreme Intergalactic Emperor, Anthony Kennedy, is no exception. Someone in Abraham Lincoln's weekly card game once blurted out "If you call a dog's tail a leg, then doesn't a dog have five legs?" To which Lincoln replied "No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg." According to SCOTUS Justice Anthony Kennedy, dogs now have five legs. Here are the reasons that this five-legged-dog is unconstitutional on its face and its unforeseen benefit for gun owners. (Theophobes may continue reading here as God and religion are not part of my argumentation.) 1.              First-year law students always ask, What does the constitution mean? Professors always respond