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"Dogs Have 5 Legs" -- Emperor Anthony

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Thanks to last Friday’s ‘five-legged dog’ SCOTUS decision any state permit to carry concealed weapons is now legal in all 50 states. When SCOTUS creates something out of nothing, unintended consequences usually follow. This recent decision, a love poem about lovers, written by Supreme Intergalactic Emperor, Anthony Kennedy, is no exception. Someone in Abraham Lincoln's weekly card game once blurted out "If you call a dog's tail a leg, then doesn't a dog have five legs?" To which Lincoln replied "No, calling a tail a leg don't make it a leg." According to SCOTUS Justice Anthony Kennedy, dogs now have five legs. Here are the reasons that this five-legged-dog is unconstitutional on its face and its unforeseen benefit for gun owners. (Theophobes may continue reading here as God and religion are not part of my argumentation.) 1.              First-year law students always ask, What does the constitution mea...

The Infantilized Generation

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in·fan·til·ize Verb: past tense: infantilized; past participle: infantilized 1.    To treat (someone) as a child or in a way that denies their maturity in age or experience: "seeing yourself as a victim infantilizes you" __________________________________________ Tom Brokaw’s Greatest Generation was replaced by LBJ’s , Welfare Generation that was replaced by today’s Infantilized Generation .  Our tech-savvy, globalized millennial population want to be the Virtuous Generation  enlisted in an international army of 'social justice warriors' fighting evil white male capitalist Christians , but I’m skeptical. The failed liberal internationalism of Jurgen Habermas has finally run out of oppressed minorities to save from systemic oppression.   Yes, they aspire to virtue but are without compass or portfolio. Worse, their parents and teachers keep them infantile with little drive, fewer skills, failed education, compiled loan debt, ‘selfie’ gui...

Nuns, Guns, and Useful Idiots

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Useful idiots: 1. Political jargon for well-intentioned, but unwitting people exploited by nefarious politicians for evil ends There’s an idea floating about that our present liberal-progressive atheism, PC suppression of free speech, gun-grabbing naivete, and overall feckless ability to cope with reality is somehow useful. The NAACP defense of a ‘self-identifying’ white official as a black woman, Rachel Dolezal,  is only the most recent imbecility to laugh at. The idea is that leftists are  ‘useful idiots’ . “ There are no morals in politics; there is only expedience. A scoundrel may be of use to us just because he is a scoundrel.”  – Vladimir Lenin Falsely attributed to Vladimir Lenin, the term ‘ useful idiots ’, became popular with the Bolsheviks after the 1917 overthrow of last Romanov,  Tsar Nicholas II, Emperor and Autocrat of All the Russians.  Many sympathetic intellectual Brits and Yanks flocked to the Bolshevik cause. These...