Trojan Horses of Islam
Angela Merkel, the face that sunk a thousand ships, is set
to play Helen of Troy, the face that launched a thousand ships in the new
movie; TROJAN HORSES OF ISLAM from an original short story, THIS IS FOR ALLAH by Osama Bin Laden. Directed by former president, Barack Obama,
with an original screenplay by former Cuban Premier Fidel Castro. This George
Soros production has locations set in London, Syria, Paris, Brussels, and San
Bernardino, California. Lavish sound stages are being built in
Washington D.C. and Podunk, Arkansas for Hillary Clinton’s close-ups for her cameo in the flick. MoveOn.org
confirmed that cameras will roll this June in the long awaited, blockbuster
Bernie Sanders/Coen Brothers co-production with a trillion dollar Soros budget.
2016 presidential candidate, and now the film's co-producer, Bernie Sanders, will donate any profits to Tommy’s
Shoes so that Syrian children will have proper footwear when their bodies are
blown to bloody bits by Muslim suicide bombers living in Britain and France.
The guy is all heart and it
shows. “As a 1930’s socialist”, he
told Time magazine on Friday, “I don’t
expect any profits.” The Coen brothers told Oprah Winfrey on Saturday, “We will use any profits to fly American
refugees to Canada after Donald Trump is elected president.” Since Donald
Trump was in fact elected U.S. President in 2016, Oprah pushed Sanders to
estimate the number and the cost of the fleeing American refugees. The movie mogul
brothers tweeted, “Call Joe Biden, and
buy a shotgun.”
In his first outing as movie director, former U.S President,
Barack Obama, promises Trojan Horses of Islam will be “unabashedly Marxist”
in tone as well as content. The Meddlesome Priest caught up with the first time
director in Havana, Cuba at the palace of Fidel Castro. The 89 year-old, ailing
communist dictator, who has been quite dead for some time, is putting the final touches on the Trojan Horses of Islam screenplay which is also his first, and last, adventure
in the movie business. “Everyone will be
smoking Cuban cigars in my movie.” Castro joked while passing around a huge
humidor on wheels pushed by a 12 year old Dutch slave boy named ‘Jimmy’. “I named him after President Carter since he
could not visit me here in Cuba.” [NOTE: nervous laughter all around as
stern faced, Kalashnikov armed guards fingered their weapons at the door. Other ethnically diverse slave boys scurried
about serving drinks from large silver trays. Like their kissing cousins the
socialist, Marxists are keen on diversity especially among their slave
populations. Being a communist state only one kind of beverage was offered, the
Cuba Libre.]
Most Americans still think Premier Fidel Castro is dead. Recalling Mr.
Obama’s 2016 historic visit to Cuba, the New York Times reported:
Fidel Castro remains alive. Yet, as
President Obama visits the island, transfixing Cubans and resetting their
expectations about the future, Mr. Castro is tucked away, out of sight and
largely out of mind. A once towering figure in hemispheric politics is gradually
fading into irrelevance.
His mixed legacy, to be sure, remains
embedded in today’s Cuba.
The repressive apparatus Mr. Castro
established to clamp down on dissent was on display hours before Air Force One
touched down in Havana on Sunday, as state police officers swiftly roughed up
and hauled away protesters. Members of the Cuban power structure’s old guard,
who remain lodged in Cold War ideological trenches, warned that Mr. Obama’s
delegation would include Trojan Horses
(source: http://takingnote.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/03/21/fidel-castro-is-out-of-sight-as-obama-visits-cuba/
Our all too brief interview went like this:
MP: “President
Obama, we thought you’d buy an NBA team rather than go into the movie business.
Is this a bucket-list adventure for you”?
BO: Let me be clear about one thing. My decision
is based solely on the similarity between being President of the United States
and making movies. You see, I pretended to be president just like in a movie.
That’s why I was so popular as president. Everybody liked me. Everyone wanted
to shoot hoops and drink beer with me. How else can you explain a black guy
like me, with no special talent or experience getting himself elected President
of the United States … Twice?
Remember when Islamic terrorists blew up 31 people in Brussels recently? Where was I? Hunkered down in some bunkered situation-room 3 miles below Maryland? No, I was right here with my buddy Raoul Castro doing the wave at a soccer game. The Muslim world notices things like that. They love soccer. They love me.
MP: Premier Castro, what made you team up with President Obama to write this epic screen
play glorifying Muslim global migration as
a way to destroy Capitalism, democracy
and Christianity?
FC: Obviously you are a stupid priest and you’re
only interested in my slave boys here…but let me educate you. Capitalism is using
its money; we socialists throw it away. As a pedophile you can appreciate how
dramatizing ‘appearances’ is so important in politics. Nothing else matters.
That’s why I decided to collaborate with Mr. President Obama to tell the whole
story of western bourgeois corruption inflaming Islam into terrorist revolution
and destruction of the capitalist pigs and their pederast popes. Islam's secret
weapon? Innocent refugees. Brilliant! With their decadent Christian morality
western leaders could not resist dragging these Trojan Horses of Islam into
their heartlands.
MP: And you took
the Trojan Horses metaphor as the vehicle for your script?
BO: Let me address that if I may. Look, America
is corrupt and in decline. All I did as its president is smooth out the way for
America’s absorption into the Islamic State. Sure, it wasn’t easy. But after
Europe folded like a cheap suit in the face of overwhelming Islamic State
terrorist attacks, even Donald Trump could not save America or ‘make it great
again’. America’s time has passed. That’s the role I played as president.
Americans don’t want real leaders anymore. They want entertainers that make
them feel better. That’s why they chose me. That and black racism mixed
with white guilt. That’s what I gave
them. President Trump will just give them a different show. Islam will conquer through the womb.
FC: And you see, pedophile priest, the three
thousand year old legend of the Trojan Horse, excuse the pun, is the perfect
cinematic vehicle for the global conquest of the west. These corrupt western so-called
democracies quibble over their beauty just like the Trojans and Greeks quibbled
over Helen as the suitable bride for Prince Paris. Meanwhile the Greeks lay siege for ten years,
pretend to go away, hide in a great wooden Horse that the Trojans mistake for
a parting gift in defeat and then have their throats cut by the fighters hidden
inside the Horse. It’s the perfect analogy for the movie celebrating the
overthrow of the debauched democracies.
BO: Exactly, as my friend Fidel has written it
recent events run parallel to the Trojan legend as we portray it in the movie.
Make no mistake, Europeans and Americans invited Islamic State fighters into
their countries hidden in among hundreds of thousands of refugees. It shows how
foolish they were thinking that they were morally superior by inviting their
own assassins into their very citadels. Fools! They’re the weak idiots of today’s
history. They deserve to be slaughtered even while they paint their Face Book
pictures with decadent homosexual flags. Quaint but tragically humorous don’t
you think?
MP: Who decided to
cast Angela Merkel as Helen of Troy?
FC: Ah…! Bourgeois
priest, finally you ask a good question. That was the brilliance of Mr. President Obama. Remember how the myth
went or were you too busy practicing your depraved pederasty? My source has it
this way as I narrate this passage in the film’s opening using my own voice:
“The story begins with a competition between
three goddesses: Hera, Athena, and Aphrodite. Each of them wants to win the
prize: a golden apple, inscribed with the words "for the most
beautiful". When their judge, a young Trojan prince by the name of Paris,
awards the apple to Aphrodite, she promises in return that he can marry Helen,
the most beautiful woman in the world and wife of the Greek lord, Menelaus.
Paris steals Helen away to Troy, Menelaus is enraged and gathers a force of
ships to attack Troy and bring her back... and the Trojan War begins.”
So yes,
bugger-of-boys, Chancellor Merkel is perfect of the role of Helen of Troy. After
all, like Helen, she’s arrogant and stupid.
Our visit was cut short by the screams of political prisoners
being tortured in the courtyard outside. A drooling Castro grabbed my arm on
the way out to the car and whispered invidiously in my ear, “I like you, priest. You have balls. So, you
can have your pick of my slave boys to bugger. Yes….I like you. Here in this
communist paradise some priests are more equal than others.”
After a gracious demurring our car pulled away. From the balcony above a happy, beaming, Cuban-
cigar-chomping, Barrack Obama waved us off with, “Now I know why they call you The Meddlesome Priest. Allahu akbar!”
Cut! Print!
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